October 19th, 2012 began with only four hours of sleep. I laid in bed next to my best friend and waited for the time to pass. I thought about all I had to do: print out my vows, call my mom and make sure she was going to pick me up on time and most importantly, drink a huge pot of coffee.
You're single and looking to get some action. You don't want to rely on a date to pay for a meal and unfortunately, you don't get paid until Friday. I have the perfect solution to solve your problem. Because if there's anything "Pimpin' 101" has taught me, it's that real playas' know how to manipulate things.
After tying your boss up, you might not have a job come Tuesday morning, but you will have plenty of embarrassing pictures, "Hangover" movie-style, and random hook-ups to remember the weekend by. To make your plan perfect, have a bottle of 2011 Labor Wines Pinot Blanc from the Willamette Valley of Oregon chilling on ice. It's Labor Day weekend, so what better way to celebrate than with a bottle named LABOR Wines?