There's nothing more American than Zinfandel, and I'm not talking about white Zin, people!
You're single and looking to get some action. You don't want to rely on a date to pay for a meal and unfortunately, you don't get paid until Friday. I have the perfect solution to solve your problem. Because if there's anything "Pimpin' 101" has taught me, it's that real playas' know how to manipulate things.
After tying your boss up, you might not have a job come Tuesday morning, but you will have plenty of embarrassing pictures, "Hangover" movie-style, and random hook-ups to remember the weekend by. To make your plan perfect, have a bottle of 2011 Labor Wines Pinot Blanc from the Willamette Valley of Oregon chilling on ice. It's Labor Day weekend, so what better way to celebrate than with a bottle named LABOR Wines?